Please, kids!

Reports out now that Britney Spears and her husband, Kevin Federline, are having trouble getting along at present. Brit? K-Fed? Say it ain't so! She's such a sweet girl, and so talented! She deserves love just like everyone else, and I was sure than man with the stubbly beard was the one. No, The One. But it may not be. Perhaps Condi Rice can intervene--she has a knack for it!